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The Creative
The Creative
Brain Hammock™
Senior Production Artist — Available Now
He had
no idea.
But he was about to spend
the rest of his life
working on those boxers.
Senior Production Artist — Available Now
He had
no idea.
But he was about to spend
the rest of his life
working on those boxers.
Senior Production Artist — Available Now
| Experience | +5yrs on agency | * |
| Figma | ✓ | ** |
| Adobe Suite | ✓ | *** |
| AI | ✓ | **** |
| Humor | ✓ | ***** |
| Feedback resistance | 8/10 | ****** |
| Asking price | $60K/yr | ******* |
* It ain't much, but it's honest work.
** We're not close, but we know each other.
*** ...and other Chopin pieces.
**** Certified by Lime, AI assistant. (She's biased.)
***** I'll let you decide.
****** The Creative Brain Hammock® looks hard, but it's surprisingly tender under feedback.
******* Will negotiate if you're funnier than expected.
Customer Reviews
"Generated three campaign concepts before my coffee was ready. So annoying to have him sleeping over."
— A client, probably
"Showed up in boxers. Stayed for five years."
— Efímero Studio
"Made us rethink our entire hiring process."
— Future you